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Gerry Sandusky and the Twitter Mix-Up
My favorite thing to do on the internet is donation shaming. My second favorite is searching the mentions of a random person who has a...
Gooey
Jun 10, 20202 min read
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Listen Up, Ladies! 5 Tips for Relationship Bliss
Women are always asking for men's opinions and advice, that much is certain. The problem is so many guys default to what they think...
Gooey
Jun 9, 20203 min read
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Bears & The Blair Witch: My First Camping Fiasco
Let's make one thing clear before this story begins: I am softer than puppy shit, that's a hard fact. For a long time my thoughts on...
Gooey
Jun 9, 20205 min read
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Accusations Without Proof Presents: A&W - The Modern Day Los Pollos Hermanos
Making inflammatory and unfounded accusations about someone / something is as American as Cardi B riding a John Deere. This may or may...
Gooey
Jun 5, 20204 min read
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Preparing Your Kids for The Daycare Bully
When you grow up with a forehead the size of Peru and toothpicks for legs, you're bound to deal with your fair share of bullies. ...
Gooey
Jun 4, 20204 min read
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Ski Trips for Idiots, Written by An Idiot
Ski trips are a luxury few people have in life. I consider myself extremely lucky to have a Dad who loved skiing as much as I did...
Gooey
Jun 2, 20207 min read
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For God Sake Please Create Yelp Filters
I'm going to start off by slapping a big fat trademark on this idea if (when) it gets green-lighted by the nerds in Silicon Valley. Any...
Gooey
Jun 1, 20203 min read
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I Got a Fever, and The Only Prescription, Is More Golf
The only thing more contagious than Covid in 2020 is The Golf Bug. Caleb's got it, Whitney's Had it, your mom is showing symptoms, and...
Gooey
May 28, 20203 min read
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St. Mary's Glacier - The Coward's Hike with Optional Redemption
Hiking season in Colorado is upon us. If you've never lived in Denver, you might imagine the experience thusly: Alarm goes off at 6am...
Gooey
May 28, 20203 min read
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Penguins Regular Season Recap + Playoff Outlook
If you're an NHL fan and your best friend isn't a volleyball named Wilson, you've heard the news by now. The NHL regular season has...
Gooey
May 28, 20204 min read
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Transitioning in your early 20s
My parents put me on skis before I could swing a baseball bat. After a failed 15 year career in baseball it's worth asking whether they...
Gooey
Apr 15, 20202 min read
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Madea Mayhem - Blindly Ranking All 11 Movies
*Spoilers Below* What makes a great movie? A twist ending, of course. The Madea movies are fantastic for many reasons, but famed auteur...
Gooey
Apr 15, 20205 min read
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The 'Godfather Punch' is the Most Unacceptable Split Second in Great Movie History
Most of us have probably seen this already, but let's start with the video evidence before the breakdown. Skip to the 0:35 mark....
Gooey
Apr 15, 20202 min read
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To Give the Crotch or the Ass?
No, this isn't a blog imagining the inner monologue Pat would have with himself if propositioned by Sean Mendes. Basic airplane etiquette...
Gooey
Apr 14, 20202 min read
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Gaga for Guglia: An Elite Sandler Villain
Adam Sandler movies are hit or miss, that much is obvious. The best entries share a common denominator, the presence of a cartoonish...
Gooey
Apr 14, 20203 min read
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Penguins Hockey, Emotional Fandom, and the Bandwagon
Ready for another online hockey personality? I bet you are! Truth be told, I don’t know how much I’ll write about the sport I love. The...
Gooey
Apr 14, 20204 min read
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Barstool Personalities as Pop Stars
Question: How do we know how to think and behave? Answer: Copy celebrities. In the old days, media options were limited to newspapers,...
Gooey
Apr 14, 20202 min read
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